He said: If you took all the money you blew on really bad first dates and put it in a 401k, you would probably be set for retirement! With online dating I get to know her, long before she gets to order the surf and turf while asking if they carry the 92’ Dom Perignon.She said: I like a cheeseburger, and with online dating I can eat what I like, and not hope he does not look at me like a pig. I do not have to try and do the you order first dance and try to match price point so I do not look rude when he gets the 7 dollar plate and I really wanted that 11 dollar pasta.

He said: Did I have one too many beers? With online dating I am not counting, I do not have to drive halfway across the city to drop her off, and then home, well hopefully not home, with online dating one extra beer means I might be more charming, since the slurs do not translate.

She said: With online dating I do not have to hold the ‘oh shit’ hand bar the entire way home praying not to taste a guard rail. There is no, “pray he can hold his drinks at dinner, the wine was nice, did you have to drink all of it?” With online dating I have a much better idea how the night will end. With online dating the only risk was a power outage.

He said: I get to keep it between us, about us, and for us. With online dating my friends do not get to pick her to pieces making me doubt, while I am still in the stages of doubt.

She said: I get to keep it between us, about us, and for us. With online dating my friends do not get to pick him to pieces making me doubt, while I am still in the stages of doubt.

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