Please do not tell me high school stories. Tell me something intelligent. Give me a dating site where the inarticulate can be weeded out quickly.

I am newly into the whole dating scene and getting my feet wet a little bit. I have noticed in the 10 years of marriage that a few things have changed. Oddly enough all my friends seem to be meeting a lot of the men they date online. I find this odd seeing as last time I was active we went to bars to meet a man. So I explored this and made a little list of what I want out of a dating site if I am going to try and get back in my groove.

1. Men, not boys, do not tell me you love me in one week, this means you do not know who I am or what love is. I want a dating site that has MEN.
2. Please do not tell me high school stories. Tell me something intelligent. Give me a dating site where the inarticulate can be weeded out quickly.
3. Snail trail and woman are dumb jokes were probably the riot of the locker room, in the 6th grade, can my dating site please not have overgrown children, or at least a way to block them?
4. I do not go to night clubs that do not have a doorman keeping the riff raff out, or bouncers removing them if they discover an iron long enough to get in. Can my dating site please have both of these as well?
5. I earn a living, I want my dating site to have a method of determining if he is on the track for CEO or on the track for fry guy. Money is not important but well, money is important.
6. Can my dating site not cost me the same as new pair of shoes? I love my shoes and well I want to be able to buy them, not get bogged by membership fees.

Can my dating site please represent me, not the great melting pot of society?

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