Tickle fights are only fun if your ticklish!
Single woman unite!! We will now declare a proclamation to all you men out there, so pay attention. From this time forward we shall:

• Be allowed to be woman, not a chick, not a girl, but a single WOMAN.
• As single woman we are allowed to expect you to bathe daily,
• As single woman we do not find farts funny.
• As single woman we are cool with football Sundays, be cool with chick flicks.
• As single woman, we do not do your laundry as some kind of tryout to be a wife.
• As single woman, we have a right to a bottle of wine on occasion. Beer is ok too but not always and never with seafood.
• As single woman tickle fights are only fun if your ticklish also.
• As a single woman if you say my ass is fat you better be spelling it phat.
• As a single woman my idea of a good time is not pulling you out of a fight.
• As a single woman my idea of a good time is time spent together.

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